Notes from free writing: 1 Nov 12

The little girl.
It is also important to note that these notes from freewriting are unedited, as they appear from the ideas that I got in a three minute free writing session. They are by no means a finished project.

There was a little girl

with many big words inside of her

she wanted to let them all out

but when she tried all she got was a little mew noise

like a small cat sounds

every body around her was letting their words out in big loud noises

like elephants trumpets, or monkeys howls, or kookabarras laughs

while she could only mew

She could feel all of these words

deep inside her

they built up and up

and hurt more and more to keep them inside

so she knew what to do

she mewed

small at first

but then more loudly

the words came out of her

in many colors and flavors

some smelled like cupcakes

others like dirt

and the worst ones smelt like pond water

and her mews turned into rawrs like a lion

and the words were strong, and they were heard by all

until the sound of the words got quieter

and she started to sound like a great purring cat

and she was happy

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Mom?

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Your mum wouldn't use these cool cat tampons!

She's to old and fuddy duddy.

Who are you?

You can get back to doing what you usually do!

Like riding bikes, and horses, and going kite skiing!

All those hip young things hip young women like you do!

I know because I was once a young woman who enjoyed all those things and I designed this brand from the ground up.

I was once young like you.

My body was once small and tight like yours.

Men used to look at me like I was something special.

Gravity, gravity eventually takes us all.

But I can still be hip and young!

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Mooooom

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I remember when I used to menstruate. 

Thought from the day: 1 Nov 12

Dear body. 

Must you seriously be THIS bad at pain? 
But hey, looking like I was about to cry in the chemist means nobody asked me what I wanted the codine for. 
PAIN! THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR! 

I'M NOT MAKING NECKLACES OUT OF THE DAMN PILLS!
NEITHER AM I MIXING THEM IN WHISKEY AND FORCE FEEDING THEM TO STRAY CATS AND HOBOS 'JUST TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN'
NOR AM I...oh, wait, the pills have started to work.
I don't feel like yelling anymore.

Please continue about your business

Unfinished ramblings:

On pads and tampons from mind mapping:

Bodily functions so disgusting you will only mention them to get out of sex you don't want

if you must do that disgusting thing the least you can do is clean up after yourself
now scented, pink and with flowers and stuff, because that's what your delicate sensibilities want
because an all make marketing team knows how you feel
because fuck the environment, your snatch is dirty
for your womanly instinct to keep everything clean and tidy
because mother natures a bitch
down side for those fabulous boobs you never asked for
first step in a long decline, after this it's blow jobs and childbirth

Bad Poetry: Toothache Became My Mistress

the toothache became my mistress

on my mind throughout the day

at night she became my everything

long nights spent in her embrace

we evaded my old lover, sleep