Unfinished ramblings:

On pads and tampons from mind mapping:

Bodily functions so disgusting you will only mention them to get out of sex you don't want

if you must do that disgusting thing the least you can do is clean up after yourself
now scented, pink and with flowers and stuff, because that's what your delicate sensibilities want
because an all make marketing team knows how you feel
because fuck the environment, your snatch is dirty
for your womanly instinct to keep everything clean and tidy
because mother natures a bitch
down side for those fabulous boobs you never asked for
first step in a long decline, after this it's blow jobs and childbirth